Sports Gambling Puns

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The topics for this week’s puns and one liners is gambling jokes. I should add that I’m not much of a gambler; the biggest wagers I seem to make are playing 2p machines at seaside resorts, so I am far from an expert in the topic. It gives the average sports gambler a light hearted daily read that intertwines current sports news and results with the growing world of sports gambling. While the picks are real, the analysis and random tangents bring humor that is not quite low-brow but isn’t too serious.

I’M PHIL, AND I WRITE ABOUT SPORTS GAMBLING

Covid brought change everywhere. A lot of the change was painful, making things like turning on the daily news or scrolling through Facebook a source of anxiety rather than comfort. Intent not to dwell on that pain, I took the opportunity to use the extra time I was given to start something positive (depending on how you view gambling, I suppose). This blog is an outlet for my thoughts on topics that I care about, written in a way that brings humor and hyperbole to the forefront. It gives the average sports gambler a light hearted daily read that intertwines current sports news and results with the growing world of sports gambling. While the picks are real, the analysis and random tangents bring humor that is not quite low-brow but isn’t too serious. I hope to continue this page and grow it, incorporating new ideas and friends who bring different perspectives and approaches to their writing and sports gambling. Most of all, for those who read it, I hope this blog provides a few minutes of fun and thoughtful discussion of sports and gambling each day.

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CFB – Week 12: https://phil-barron.com/2020/11/21/college-football-week-12/

Premier League – Matchweek 9: https://phil-barron.com/2020/11/20/premier-league-matchweek-9/

Barron’s Bullets – 11/16/2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/11/16/barron-bullets-11-16-2020/

45 Amusing Christmas Jokes - Funny jokes to make you merry! Last Updated: 8th July 2020. Funny or bad christmas jokes are a key moment of the festive season. Here are a bunch of the best jokes to keep you merry this christmas! What happens to elves when they behave naughty? Santa gives them the sack. What kind of music do elves listen to? Funny pictures of really horrible, and terribly lame puns that will make you regret the day you Googled it. Weather we’re winning or losing, we all have some anecdotes or funny gambling stories to share. This time around, we’ve decided to look for the most hilarious gambling jokes and casino puns, so these are the best gambling anecdotes that we’ve come across.

NFL – Week 10: https://phil-barron.com/2020/11/15/nfl-week-10/

CFB – Week 11: https://phil-barron.com/2020/11/14/cfb-week-11/

An Ode to Chris Christie: https://phil-barron.com/2020/11/11/an-ode-to-christopher-james-christie/

Barron’s Bullets – 11/9/2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/11/09/barrons-bullets-11-9-2020/

NFL – Week 9: https://phil-barron.com/2020/11/08/nfl-week-9/

CFB – Week 10: https://phil-barron.com/2020/11/07/college-football-week-10/

Premier League – Matchweek 8: https://phil-barron.com/2020/11/06/premier-league-matchweek-8/

Picking a Premier League Club: https://phil-barron.com/2020/11/04/how-to-pick-a-premier-league-team/

Packing up the Cart – November 2, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/11/02/november-2-2020/

College Football – Week 9: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/31/college-football-week-9/

Premier League – Matchweek 7: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/30/premier-league-matchweek-7/

NFL – Week 7: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/25/nfl-week-7/

College Football – Week 8: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/24/ncaaf-week-8/

Premier League – Matchweek 6: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/22/premier-league-matchweek-6/

What an awful night – October 22, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/22/october-22-2020/

Its Time for Football Coaches to Tell the Truth!: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/21/october-20-2020/

What an Awful Weekend – October 19, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/19/october-19-2020/

NFL – Week 7: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/18/nfl-week-6/

College Football – Week 7: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/16/ncaaf-week-7/

Premier League – Matchweek 5: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/16/premier-league-matchweek-5/

Chanticleers? – October 14, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/14/october-14-2020/

State of the Union – October 13, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/13/october-13-2020/

The Return of the Barron – October 12, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/12/october-12-2020/

NFL Week 5 – October 10, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/10/nfl-week-5/

College Football Full Slate – October 9, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/09/college-football-october-9-10/

Goodell is a Moron – October 8, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/08/october-8-2020/

Premier League Round Up – Week 4: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/05/premier-league-round-up-week-4/

Tottenham is Back! – October 5, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/05/october-5-2020/

NFL is Still Here, For Now – October 4, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/04/october-4-2020/

+1549797 – October 3, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/02/october-3-2020/

Fuck October – October 2, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/02/october-2-2020/

Good Luck, NFL – October 1, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/10/01/october-1-2020/

NFL Round Up – Week 3: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/29/nfl-round-up-week-3/

The Barron and China – September 29, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/29/september-29-2020/

Premier League Week 3 Wrap Up: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/28/premier-league-roundup-matchweek-3/

Monday Funday – September 28, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/28/september-27-2020/

S-E-C! – September 26, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/26/september-25-2020-2/

Nice try, Pac 12 – September 25, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/25/september-25-2020/

And, We’re Back! – September 24, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/24/september-24-2020/

Supreme Court – September 23, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/23/september-23-2020/

The Sports World is Barren today – September 22, 2020 :https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/22/september-22-2020/

Dont Fuck me Darren – September 21, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/21/september-21-2020/

The Best of Days – September 20, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/20/september-20-2020/

Where is the SEC – September 19, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/18/september-19-2020/

Don’t Hurt Me Again Gareth – September 17, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/17/september-17-2020/

Lets Get Weird – September 16, 20202: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/16/september-16-2020/

U.S. Open, Winged Foot – September 15, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/15/u-s-open-winged-foot/

Welcome back, NFL – September 14, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/14/september-14-2020/

FREE JAMEIS! – September 13, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/13/september-13-2020/

Kid in a Candy Store – September 12, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/12/september-12-2020/

9/11 – September 11, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/11/september-11-2020/

At least we have the NFL – September 10, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/10/september-10-2020/

Bring Back the Monarchy! – September 9, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/09/september-9-2020/

Cooper Lives! – September 8, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/08/coopers-corner-september-8-2020/

Public Shame – September 8, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/08/september-8-2020/

Choo-Choo – September 6, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/06/september-6-2020/

Mead! – September 4, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/04/september-4-2020/

Football Over Everything – September 3, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/03/september-3-2020/

Football is Coming – September 2, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/02/september-2-2020/

Goodbye Summer – September 1, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/09/01/september-1-2020/

RIP JTJ – August 31, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/31/august-31-2020/

Diving in Head First – August 27, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/27/august-27-2020/

I Got Nothing – August 26, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/26/august-26-2020/

I Guess We Bet on Stamps – August 25, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/25/august-25-2020/

Cooper’s Comeback: August 24, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/24/923/
Heartbreak – August 24, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/24/august-24-2020/

Let’s get Back on Track – August 23, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/23/august-23-2020/

Cooper Yells at Cloud – August 22, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/22/august-22-2020/

Poor Cooper – August 21, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/21/august-21-2020/

Cooper’s Crease Commences – August 20, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/20/coopers-crease/

Cooper is Coming – August 20, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/20/august-20-2020/

The Fall of Icarus (Barron) – August 19, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/19/august-19-2020/

Taking a Step Back – August 18, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/18/august-18-2020/

An Ode to Cooper – August 17, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/17/august-17-2020/

France Finally Did Something Right – August 16, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/16/august-16-2020/

Building Momentum – August 15, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/15/august-15-2020/

The Barron and the Stooge – August 14, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/14/august-14-2020/

Don’t Trust the Money Line – August 12, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/12/august-12-2020/

Balls to the Wall – August 11, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/11/august-11-2020/

Gambling is Pain – August 10, 2020 : https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/10/august-10-2020/

The Barron is Back – August 9, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/09/august-9-2020/

What’s cooler than cool? Ice Cold! – August 7, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/07/august-7-2020/

Golf Day – August 6, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/06/august-6-2020/

PGA Championship Preview – August 5, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/05/pga-championship/

Fuck You, Baseball – August 5, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/05/august-5-2020/

trying to right the ship – August 4, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/04/august-4-2020/

SPORTS ARE BACK – August 3, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/03/august-3-2020/

I beg forgiveness – August 2, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/02/august-2-2020/

And its Gone – August 1, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/08/01/august-1-2020/

Back To Good Writing – July 31, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/31/july-31-2020/

Time to Ball – July 30, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/30/july-30-2020/

Icarus – July 29, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/29/july29-2020/

Bye Bye Florida – July 28, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/28/july-28-2020/

Phil the Under Guy – July 27, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/27/july-27-2020/

One last rodeo – July 26, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/26/july-26-2020/

Not My Best Effort – July 25, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/25/july-25-2020/

Swinging for the Fences – July 24, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/24/july-24-2020/

‘Merica – July 23, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/23/july-22-2020-2/

Tin Foil Hat – July 22, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/22/july-22-2020/

Call me fucking Ahab – July 21, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/21/july-21-2020/

Take 2 – July 20, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/20/july-20-2020/

The hangover is real – July 19, 2020 https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/19/july-19-2020/

The cat life – July 18, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/18/jul8-18-2020/

My name is Phil, and I’m a sucker – July 17, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/17/july-17-2017/

Mead Thursday! – https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/16/july-16-2020/

A New Dawn – July 15, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/15/july-15-2020/

Regrets – July 14, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/14/how-i-feel-about-chelsea-after-disappointing-my-fans/

Pilot – July 14, 2020: https://phil-barron.com/2020/07/14/july-14-2020-3/

They told me “you gotta know how to hold em, and how to fold em.”

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️Dad out.

... why do they call it para-dice?

I bet them I could go longer than them without gambling.

'Did you win?' he asked.

'Of course not,' I replied. 'We didn't even run.'

you poker

this is because its clearly nacho lucky day if you lost that much

'You're no better yourself!' he snapped.

I said, 'Exactly. That's why I don't encourage it.'

High steaks

Too many damn cheetahs.

Me: How did you like Atlantic City?

Dad: It was great! I came home with a small fortune!

Me: Wow! How did you manage that?

Dad: Well, I left home with a large fortune.

My friend was just about done gambling and he said this.

Friend: well I guess I'm done.Dealer: alright I can color you up if you want.friend gives the dealer his chipsFriend: I'm going to need what Obama promised us Americans?Dealer: what?Friend:'change'Dealer:....

Our other friend started laughing too hard and had to leave the area.

Because there are too many cheetahs.

(got this from my dad, in a chain email no less.)

Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the chip monks!

Sports Gambling Pros

Too many Cheetahs!

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